nothing to say... wha?

i'm bored. and nothing really interesting has happened in the last week or so... nobody's said anything particularly dim. i haven't been on any public transportation and seen anyone doing anything crazy. i haven't seen any crazy outfits or unusual hairstyles. no one has puked. no one has tried to convert me to a cult. i haven't run in to any mormons in unexpected places. though, of course i've run in to plenty of mormons. i haven't been stuck in traffic or gotten lost on my way to the grocery store...

i must be in provo.

and i have nothing to write about. and so instead of forcing you to read about the funny thing david letterman said or how many ankle stretches burton has done in the last 5 minutes... anyone have any requests? anyone have a question they've been dying to ask me? maybe a topic you'd be interested in reading about? a juicy story you've only heard rumors of, but you want to hear the whole story? anyone wanna fight about something?