discussions with a diabetic in the check-out line

burton: "i'm going to change my signature to a dot in a circle."

me: "i bet you a bajillion dollars that your sugar is low."

discussions in traffic

burton: "can we skip this song? it's making me crazy."

me: "how is it that you inherently know when a song is from the 90s?"

burton: "it is?"

me: "yep. tracy chapman."

burton: "that's a woman!?! ... well, that's a big raspberry."