lederhosen

and first prize goes to... the idiots who squeezed themselves into their lederhosen! :) take a good look folks... I doubt you'll see burton in anything so tight ever again. so, after much debate and scouring the internet for the perfect costume, we went with the lederhosen; despite the fact that burton could not actually bend in the middle and had to spend the entire evening straight as a board... which made the drive to the party pretty interesting. halloween wasn't too bad afterall. but... was i right or was i right? my friend described the scene on halloween as being like a "lingerie store exploded on the city". while somewhat entertaining to watch scantily clad females running around the streets freezing their cute little tushies off, it is still a sad reflection of the moral state of society. i mean seriously, why look hot and sexy when you can look like overstuffed hansel & gretel dolls? :)

and what did i say... little toddlers dressed up like monkeys and chickens and stuff. aren't they the cutest things you've ever seen in your whole life? THIS is what halloween is about... dressing little children up like animals and cowboys and witches and goblins, and promising them candy if they don't throw a fit about it, and then dragging them all around town to other people's homes where you have to say "trick or treat" for them 'cause they really don't get the concept of WHY they're dressed up in the first place, and then you fill their bags with candy and have to live with the consequences for at least the next week. i can't wait! :)