halloween is for kids... and lingerie models

what the crap is with halloween? first of all, i've never liked the holiday in the first place. it always seemed like some kid was getting his hand blown off by a firecracker, or someone was getting egged as they trick-or-treat... whatever the circumstance, someone was almost always either going to get hurt or get in trouble. and then there's the costume. THIS is the main reason i hate this holiday. i swear i've been a hippie or an angel or a fairy of some sort at least 20 out of the 27 halloween's i've been on this earth. i have no imagination when it comes to the costume. no desire to spend tons of money or time creating the perfect costume. and now... NOW... what in the world has happened to women's costumes?! halloween has literally turned into a really good excuse for all those women out there who have aspirations of becoming a hooker someday, to practice out there in the real world for a night all dressed up like one. forgive me for not wanting to strap on some thigh high nylons and patent leather go-go boots and try to explain to everyone how little bo-peep was really a high-class prostitute. :) so instead of succumbing to the pressure of baring all for an evening, i've been eyeing my fly fishing gear... how lame can i get? a fisherman? or i could add some make-up to the equation and be a dead fisherman or a fisher-ghost. wow. halloween is awesome. and now that i've hurdled over the age 25 milestone, and junkfood goes straight to my butt, eating all the candy i want isn't an option... which is basically the only good part about halloween. and of course, seeing all the little toddlers dressed up like ducks and monkeys and chickens and stuff. so cute. anyway, happy halloween. blah blah.